is saying no.


my name is ben. i like things.

writingyourstory:

be-n:

on tonight’s episode, we have the following memorable quotes:

“Autocorrect is a fuchead annd i hat its friend dog. He is hitty anddoesnt get to fuck and kiss al the girl with us”

“Why? I love you all the bitches”

“I lobe you so much becsuse you are the nicest and have a nannerpuds whic no a desserh but kind of is i love you”

join us again next week because this happens all the time.

he forgot these:

“Shouldnt say bitches they are strong inepnt women who do not owe us sexaul fvrs abd we dont own then w just consensul sex a lo”

“I love you an you’re perfect and shi but i will need to fuck and kiss all the girls someday…. You can kiss them tooooooo”

also when I said “You swear a lot when you’re dreaming” and you replied “youre a shit head”


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